My Interview

ME. Hello there. Welcome everyone in the crowd, tables and umbrellas. Today on the show will be the one, the only, CHAIR. As you know Chair is a famous actress.

CHAIR. Thank-you for having me on the show.

ME. So tell me Chair, what is it like to be an actress?

CHAIR. Well as you know I'm just in the background and people sit on me but thats ok because I'm a strong chair.

ME. Very interesting. So Chair, what do you do when you're at home?
CHAIR. I sit by Table and Umbrella; I chat to them all day.

ME. Does it ever get boring?

CHAIR. No because I sit by different ones each time. There's the kitchen table, coffee table, dining room table and loads more.

ME. So whats the movie your working on now?

CHAIR.Yes well its called 'Get Up'. We've put a lot of hard work into this movie.

ME. Oh, so when does it come out in the movies?

CHAIR. 1st of May.

ME. Well that pretty much wraps it up. So thank-you Chair for coming along. Next up we have the one, the only, Toaster.